I see the signs everywhere. The Internet is filled with dating sites. Sexy sites.. Kinky sites. Everybody is trying to "couple up" and you girls are not a bit shy about it. I've long known that women are just as rangy as men and when you get together in a hen circle, well, you can see a faint blue smoke rise up. The problem as I see it is these websites. Communication is so stilted and frequently the girls are bots. So I am going to try tracking here in the free and wild. I've been able to find everything else I need on Craig's list. So let's get down to business. Sex. We're all adults here... at least I think we are. I guess we'll do a little sorting as we go along. I am very independent guy, almost a recluse, and doesn't want or need a lot of interaction with the dominant paradigm. I own my house and land, generate my own power and raise a whopper of a garden. Frugality as a lifestyle. I don't need anybody to complete my life nor do I want to complete somebody else's. What I want is a long term relationship with lots of really good sex. Long, languid, sweaty, multiple position, take a break to hydrate, limits respecting, ass spanking sex. Whew, I need a wet wash cloth. Before I moved back to this area I had, for over 7 years, very nearly the perfect fuck buddy. She had her own place where I was welcome to come visit any time. A typical evening would begin with a snack and a smoke and some catch-up conversation. In the first couple years we might begin by hanging out on the couch and diddling with each other which generally progressed to her taking out her teeth and swabbing the back of her throat for a half an hour or so. From there it often went straight to the floor for any sweaty finish. Gradually we figured out just to go straight to the bedroom and have our fun in there where it was much more comfortable. Sometimes we take a nice bath afterwards or have dinner. I generally cook. And well I say nearly perfect because as much and she was into giving head she was not into receiving. Something to do with a hood trauma. So in all of our time together I think I only went down on her twice. I won't say that I've been deprived but I think I have some catching up to do. She had also always been very monogamous and was not willing to share which I, as an ethical individual, honored. So I am bound to end that relationship, long distance that it is, were I to begin another one with someone I meet here. So let's not be confused with the bantering of words: I'm here are for a long-term sexual relationship of integrity, intensity, communication and mutual respect. I am educated, literate, ethical and hilarious in a self-deprecating kind of way. And if I have to bind you with silken ropes to get that respect then so be it. The things I do to maintain a relationship.

My Ideal Person You should want it more than I do. You being horny for mine makes me hard. And then I want to repay the compliment. I'm a circular kind of guy, except when I get all reciprocal but you know that old drill.

A mind as well as a body. Clever little slut that can tease and titillate with a touch or glance. Young things that want to learn from experienced hands or just need a spanking. MILFs that feel wasted on husbands who forgot about them. Mature ladies of distinction and grace for behind doors revivals of forgotten passion. Hell, I would even settle down if I could get a good enough variety package. Like, ginger peach granola.
I love the ladies and they love me back...and front...

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I didn't have to go through these silly dating sites. I wish there was a place that had free want ads with a personals section... wait a minute that's sounding suspiciously like that new Internet thing that a friend of mine named Craig set up. I have a few other items listed in the electronics section but I'm also running an ad in the personals. I was even able to post a picture so you can match faces, were you clever enough to find me there.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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