Recently returned to the south west after years abroad to find that everyone has got married, emigrated or both! Feeling kinda 'new in town'. I'm smart, fun, terribly sarcastic but always tactful, well-traveled (literally, not on my back!) and seeking fun, friendship etc. What comes after that is anyone's guess (though ideally neither marriage nor emigration!). I enjoy road trips, movies, cinema, travel, music, cooking, hanging out, chilling out, rocking out....you get the idea. Seeking someone who is witty and fun and LOVES fat girls. I am about a size 20 so I am most definitely not a skinny girl with a big ass. Good hygiene and good attitude are a must. I travel a lot with my job and have no objections to having a guy in every port, believe me B) I'm not looking for a relationship but I'm also not looking for married guys, attached guys etc. no matter how much she 'just doesn't understand' you. I don't judge but it's not my bag.

My Ideal Person Someone who writes more than three sentences in their profile and doesn't send me one sentence emails about how good my ass would look as they're pounding me from behind. I'm not denying it'd be fun but I like a little conversation too!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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